ASK THE DICK: Hollywood Madam

ASK THE DICK: Hollywood Madam: "I want to give a big thanks to Jody 'Babydol' Gibson the famous Hollywood Madam. She has always been a great sport appearing a regular guest..."

Hollywood Madam

I want to give a big thanks to Jody "Babydol" Gibson the famous Hollywood Madam. She has always been a great sport appearing a regular guest back on the old OTM AM radio show. This time around on blogtalk radio we are uncensored and believe it or not she was very professional with the language. A matter a fact I think I often needed to rinse my mouth out with soap.....She filled us in on internet dating, her ex Gary Busey, and her next book "Conviction" which I am excited to read. Jody as you may or may not know spent 3 years in jail after being arrested back in 2000 for running one of the largest prostitution rings in the country. I asked Jody if she would ever go back to it if it ever was legalized and she said " no way woman are the worst to work with" well she may have a point :-) I may be willing to take that risk given the quality of talent she had....kidding wifey.... She also went on to tell us about a local actor/ director " The Town" and his very endowed junk. Guess you will have to order " Secrets of a Hollywood Madam" if you want the dirt.

Driven Entertainment

I am proud to announce that in about two weeks my first book " Happens All The Time" will be revised and re published with two new stories, new artwork, and an awesome new cover. Please stay tuned for details on the release. Also my film " a Father's Fight" will soon be ready for DVD release. The film Chronicles my battle to lose 30 lbs for a fight in the MMA cage against a kid half my age, all for my sons and Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. The film features MMA greats Joe Lauzon, Bas Rooten, Forest Griffon, and Tito Ortiz.

Thx M

ASK THE DICK: Manhattan Transfer

ASK THE DICK: Manhattan Transfer: "I woke at 5:00 am yesterday to travel into NY against the wishes of my wife who wanted me to take the train. I said no f.....ing way I'm pul..."

Manhattan Transfer

I woke at 5:00 am yesterday to travel into NY against the wishes of my wife who wanted me to take the train. I said no f.....ing way I'm pulling the new BMW out of the garage from the winter and cruising in because the temps are going to be high 60's. I like driving because I am a control freak and I like to be in charge of my own destiny. If I want rip a fart I can, and not have worry about the passenger or conductor walking by giving me looks...you know guy shit...

The trip in NY was was very successful I must say. The weather was warm the hot chicks were out on 5th Avenue, and I left ten g richer baby. I met with a well to do client who needs to check out his wife for cheating, and then I finished up with my new kick ass PR team. I have decided to hire a Kevin and Jules, and together they are going to make me a STAR ! well in theory that's what I am looking for and paying for. My book is about cheating cases and very funny I must say. It also gives advise on how to cheat for all you scumbags thinking about it. It is time to stop fucking around and if I want to actually sell some copies and make some real money. The objective is to push me, my personality, and my product on every media outlet they can get me on. TV, Radio, Magazines etc etc etc.....Contracts are now signed sealed and the ten g I left with well it's no longer in my pocket.

Sounds all great ha... the perfect man day, right..... wrong !!! So I'm feeling all cool jamming to some Led Zep and the Beatles compilation CD my brother in-law gave me when the car made a funny sound and shit the bed on I 95 on the CT / RI State line :-( WTF what a bummer ! the worst part is having to hear my wife bitch at me which she a pro at..... Well of course it was all my fault because she told me so right lol...UGH But I believe in things happening for a reason and my reason today was to come back to earth while listening to the driver tell me about his week in jail because his ex wife was playing the game in court with his kids and child support. This guy actually got lots of free professional advise given my experience not only personally but day to day on the job. So when all said and done, I learned that tow driver are the bottom of the barrel and they work there asses off for very little pay and appreciation.

So I dedicate this day to Peter the town guy from AAA. Hope I never break down again but if I do I know I can count on a tow driver.

I'm out.

ASK THE DICK: Can't shake this damn cold !!!!

ASK THE DICK: Can't shake this damn cold !!!!: "I missed the second show March 8 along with my Lady Gaga concert. Yes, I said Lady Gaga so what ! I figured it would be a fun show to take t..."

Can't shake this damn cold !!!!

I missed the second show March 8 along with my Lady Gaga concert. Yes, I said Lady Gaga so what ! I figured it would be a fun show to take the wife too. Well as it turned out no show no Gaga but luckily Sinista 1 filled in with Czman hosting the show from his man cave. The show went off well but Sinista I swear I didn't have the blue flu.. I had Aches, Fever, and sinus pain ....it sucked. Yes I'm bitching but I'm telling you a week later and I still can't shake this shit.

Hope I don't have the HIV.... kidding ;-)

Well yesterday I was back along with Diesel and aside from a Internet connection glitch we had a fun show. I proved to Ken that he had the origin of the word FUCK wrong and he still disagreed. We had a husband and wife PI tandem call in from Denver Colorado and Ken explained why he court system is flawed.

I lastly would like to send my thoughts to all the people who were affected in Japan. I hope our old exchange student from the 1986 wrestling team Akira and his family are ok.

I'm out.

First Show Back

It was great to be back on the air ( if you can call it that ) with the old gang. The dynamic is odd not being in a radio studio having to sit around a table talking into a speakerphone. But none the less once the sexy British voice says you will be on in 5,4,3,2,1..... It clicks and true form comes back. I opened the show with a little tribute to my favorite comedian and a big middle finger to the FCC by playing George Carlin's seven dirty words. I am sure if anyone was listening they said OMG you have just given Mark and the gang license to do whatever. I assure you that won't be the case. Don't get me wrong I will slip up with many f-bombs and Czman will offend woman and races of all kinds, but I hope to add some professionalism to the show. Ok who the F am I folloing lol.....We started with Frank Ahearn www.FrankAhearn.com who was great giving advise about how to not only about how to disappear, but how to protect yourself with the new world of social networks. The funny thing is when the interview with Frank was done I hit the hang up button on the phone because that's what we did on AM radio. Czman quickly picked up on it, realizing I disconnected from the server, and the show was down until I called back in. We had some great laughs about this. Next was some banter followed by the new "Ask the Dick" segment where I hope to answer your questions about anything.

So that's it folk's please tune in every Tuesday 5-7 PM on www.blogtalkradio.com/onthemark