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Saturday, November 13, 2010

ASK THE DICK: Venting

ASK THE DICK: Venting: "I love my job but it's time for bigger and better things with my life. I have been a PI for 25 years and I owe everything I have (and everyt..."

Venting

I love my job but it's time for bigger and better things with my life. I have been a PI for 25 years and I owe everything I have (and everything I have lost) to my profession. It all started back in 1992, when I was a struggling actor in Hollywood, trying to make ends meet. I met Douglas in LA, who was kind enough to show me the ropes, and take me away from my job at the The Flowering Tree. Yes I said The Flowering Tree.... So what it's all I could find for work....... Oh did I also tell you that Jim J. Bullock thought I was cute. Hey I love the gay community they really boost a hetero guys ego like mine.....You may now be saying who the f**k is Jim J. Bullock? he was that flamboyant dude from the 80's show "To Close for Comfort" with Ted Knight. I must admit this was one of the many shows that introduced me and many other teenage boys to a lifetime of masturbation....no not because of Jim J. Bullock, but because of the two smoking hot girls in the show. OK enough with that story...... So it began my career as PI and I have made a name for myself in the industry, with hard work, dedication, and persistence. So if it is meant to be, maybe soon some of those Hollywood dreams will finally come full circle. If not hopefully the next 25 is met with success.

11/11/10
by ASK THE DICK
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