Manhattan Transfer

I woke at 5:00 am yesterday to travel into NY against the wishes of my wife who wanted me to take the train. I said no f.....ing way I'm pulling the new BMW out of the garage from the winter and cruising in because the temps are going to be high 60's. I like driving because I am a control freak and I like to be in charge of my own destiny. If I want rip a fart I can, and not have worry about the passenger or conductor walking by giving me looks...you know guy shit...

The trip in NY was was very successful I must say. The weather was warm the hot chicks were out on 5th Avenue, and I left ten g richer baby. I met with a well to do client who needs to check out his wife for cheating, and then I finished up with my new kick ass PR team. I have decided to hire a Kevin and Jules, and together they are going to make me a STAR ! well in theory that's what I am looking for and paying for. My book is about cheating cases and very funny I must say. It also gives advise on how to cheat for all you scumbags thinking about it. It is time to stop fucking around and if I want to actually sell some copies and make some real money. The objective is to push me, my personality, and my product on every media outlet they can get me on. TV, Radio, Magazines etc etc etc.....Contracts are now signed sealed and the ten g I left with well it's no longer in my pocket.

Sounds all great ha... the perfect man day, right..... wrong !!! So I'm feeling all cool jamming to some Led Zep and the Beatles compilation CD my brother in-law gave me when the car made a funny sound and shit the bed on I 95 on the CT / RI State line :-( WTF what a bummer ! the worst part is having to hear my wife bitch at me which she a pro at..... Well of course it was all my fault because she told me so right lol...UGH But I believe in things happening for a reason and my reason today was to come back to earth while listening to the driver tell me about his week in jail because his ex wife was playing the game in court with his kids and child support. This guy actually got lots of free professional advise given my experience not only personally but day to day on the job. So when all said and done, I learned that tow driver are the bottom of the barrel and they work there asses off for very little pay and appreciation.

So I dedicate this day to Peter the town guy from AAA. Hope I never break down again but if I do I know I can count on a tow driver.

I'm out.