You Tube here I come

I have decided to start my "Ask the Dick" series on "You Tube" where I will take a few questions each week and answer them in a candid, often funny, often edgy, and informative proffesional way. Many in my industry say that I am a gumshoe and I love getting my face in the public in a profession that is supposed to be secret. Well I say screw that !!! Those of you who know me know why and those that are getting to know me will soon learn or can visit www.afathersfight.net

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ASK THE DICK: Venting

ASK THE DICK: Venting: "I love my job but it's time for bigger and better things with my life. I have been a PI for 25 years and I owe everything I have (and everyt..."

Venting

I love my job but it's time for bigger and better things with my life. I have been a PI for 25 years and I owe everything I have (and everything I have lost) to my profession. It all started back in 1992, when I was a struggling actor in Hollywood, trying to make ends meet. I met Douglas in LA, who was kind enough to show me the ropes, and take me away from my job at the The Flowering Tree. Yes I said The Flowering Tree.... So what it's all I could find for work....... Oh did I also tell you that Jim J. Bullock thought I was cute. Hey I love the gay community they really boost a hetero guys ego like mine.....You may now be saying who the f**k is Jim J. Bullock? he was that flamboyant dude from the 80's show "To Close for Comfort" with Ted Knight. I must admit this was one of the many shows that introduced me and many other teenage boys to a lifetime of masturbation....no not because of Jim J. Bullock, but because of the two smoking hot girls in the show. OK enough with that story...... So it began my career as PI and I have made a name for myself in the industry, with hard work, dedication, and persistence. So if it is meant to be, maybe soon some of those Hollywood dreams will finally come full circle. If not hopefully the next 25 is met with success.

11/11/10
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Undercover work

In a few weeks Jay and I will be leaving home base to do some undercover work out west on an employee theft case. We have to play dress up in clothes we normally wouldn't be wearing and rig ourselves up with highly sensitive covert video cameras. It all sounds fancy but let me tell you it is just another case to me. Don't get me wrong it is certainly not your 9-5 in the office grind. We get to visit some cool locations and eat and drink on the clients dime..... OK why the fuck am I bitching lol...maybe I should just speak for myself since Jay is more the type to thrive on the food and drinks when I just want to be under the covers watching my new favorite show "THE EVENT" Have you seen it ? Great show what an actor Jack Ritters kids is but lets face it Jack had Chrissy and her bouncing breasts and not crashing planes and aliens... God rest his soul.....sorry just got side tracked with my adolescent talk...... Anyway I first gave "UC" as we call it a try when I was a rookie back in the early 90's working in the rug department of a store that sells "STUFF" damaged in fires. I had a real shift and a real paycheck so I could fit in and not to blow my cover. The work was hard flipping oriental rugs especially when one wanted one that sat on the bottom of a pile. What was cool is that I became pretty good at driving a fork lift and learning about rugs. This, all just to develop a closeness with the crew which included drinking at the local Chinese place after hours, and flirting with the female employees. All for what you ask ? quality control like stealing, sexual harassment, and drug use. Please these were kids all in there late teens and early 20's so what's a little weed if they are not doing it on property.... right....Guess I answered the question and that is there was no drug use and no stealing on my watch.

A report was filed and I went off into the wild blue pasture with some lost friendships....

ASK THE DICK: News Story on Disappearance of Brown Graduate

ASK THE DICK: News Story on Disappearance of Brown Graduate: "From Channel 10 in Providence, a story about the missing Brown Phd."

News Story on Disappearance of Brown Graduate

From Channel 10 in Providence, a story about the missing Brown Phd.

ASK THE DICK: Bicycle......BICYCLE

ASK THE DICK: Bicycle......BICYCLE: "I now have a new appreciation for my daughter Elizabeth who just returned from a nine week 3800 mile bike journey. Over the memorial weeken..."