ASK THE DICK

Would Jackie Chan have done better than Mark Wahlberg ?

2012-01-19T05:56:00.000-08:00

DISCLAIMER: I WRITE HOW I THINK AND DON'T PRETEND TO BE AN ENGLISH MAJOR SO ALL YOU CRITICS GO TO HELL :-)

Marky Marky the second best actor in the family (Donnie) is a reformed underwear model / rapper from Dorcheter Ma but let's face it he is all Lights Camera Action !!!! as far as skill he isn't and never will be Jackie Chan, Dolf Lungren, Steven Segal, or Mickey Ward for that matter. But what he is, is a human being and giving an opinion as parent who loves his children to death and would have attempted to do anything as I AM SURE the passengers did ....he is also one step closer than most of us because he was supposed to be one of those passengers. I don't think he was looking to offend all the brave souls and there families either in my opinion... Could he have had more of a filter ??? yes indeed but as always the media has run with this as am I as a blogger....Opinions and reply's welcome.

ASK THE DICK: PSU Blue

2011-11-15T08:41:00.000-08:00

ASK THE DICK: PSU Blue: As a Criminal Investigator I have seen it all and I have heard it all. As a former prison guard at the center for the sexually deviants I ha...

PSU Blue

2011-11-15T08:01:00.000-08:00

As a Criminal Investigator I have seen it all and I have heard it all. As a former prison guard at the center for the sexually deviants I have heard it all and seen things I rather not say. Even after listening to Sandusky's interview with Costas I get the spin control his legal team has devised. But to this day I can't understand how Joe Paterno a man who played ball with my uncle at Brown and his staff put football before so many lives. Is football that important to people in "Happy Valley" really that happy !!! What also bothers me and everyone else is that Joe Pa is a beloved man who has done so much for people and the community for decades so why ????? it just doesn't make sense unless he is just as evil as Sandusky... Please send your comments.

Mark

Check out my profile on Boldfacers

2011-11-11T04:26:00.001-08:00

http://www.boldfacers.com/index.cfm?page=profile&profile_id=315

Not a bad look but trust me the camera was a prop lol....

ASK THE DICK: CHEATERVILLE

2011-08-12T04:58:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: CHEATERVILLE: "' Disclaimer ' I am not an English major and never will pretend to be so please understand my use of grammar and my rambling thoughts.

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CHEATERVILLE

2011-08-12T04:16:00.000-07:00

" Disclaimer " I am not an English major and never will pretend to be so please understand my use of grammar and my rambling thoughts.

What does On the Mark Investigations, Ashley Madison, Cougarville, and Cheaterville all have in common..... Sex ! Yes we all profit off sex and deceit but we have only one person "Howard Stern" to thank..... his vision that began back when I was still trying for second base on my 7th grade girlfriend has changed radio and marketing as we know it. Sex and cheating is now cool ? well spend a few hours listening to his show and that is the impression you will get. It's almost like its hypnotic, a constant justification for those who may be on the fence. Well we both were successful even though mine was a quick feel his has transcended into wealth and fame. The latest site I have found is www.cheaterville.com that is genius in my mind..... a site that allows you the ability to expose the cheater WOW. I am not sure how it is done and how they verify if they are cheaters or not but either way people love this shit.... they are offering what people often call me for and that's therapy. Yes I said therapy, although loosely ....NO PUN.... I have been offering this up well before the birth of first web site that officially turned twenty last week.

My two cents.

M

ASK THE DICK: ASK THE DICK: Latest story on Event Level...Check ...

2011-08-09T04:21:00.001-07:00

ASK THE DICK: ASK THE DICK: Latest story on Event Level...Check ...: "ASK THE DICK: Latest story on Event Level...Check it out. : 'Jack-of-all-trades and master of several, Mark Chauppetta is throwing himself i..."

Latest story on Event Level...Check it out.

2011-08-09T04:19:00.000-07:00

Jack-of-all-trades and master of several, Mark Chauppetta is throwing himself into a new project that is directly up his alley. Knowing that many perspective clients are reluctant, embarrassed, ashamed, and too shy to contact a private investigator, Mark Chauppetta is taking his media savvy, years of experience, and dynamic personality to Ustream for a live, interactive program to answer questions from those who cannot get up the gumption to initiate a call to his office.

“Ask the Dick” is premiering live this Friday, August 12, 2011 and every Friday thereafter from 11:00am until 12:00 Noon EST. In his incomparable style Mark Chauppetta will be answering questions and chatting live about any and all questions people might have for a private investigator. Viewers can use the CHECK in and CHAT feature to instantly send an anonymous message or to email ataskthedickpi@aol.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it for Mark Chauppetta to answer on the air.

With decades of experience as a private investigator and radio personality, Mark Chauppetta is the perfect person for this role. In addition, Mark Chauppetta is a top authority on PI work as he recently published a book entitled Happens All of the Time: Cheating in the Good Ol’ U.S.A. From promoting his work on The Howard Stern Show to his charitable turns as an MMA fighter to shed light and donations on Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, which his twin sons were born, Mark Chauppetta is a tireless advocate, professional, and local celebrity. All in his native Massachusetts know of Mark Chauppetta and soon the rest of the country and world will take notice of this dynamic and multi-talented personality.

Be sure to get your questions ready because Mark Chauppetta is going to use his vast knowledge, signature in-your-face honesty, and brilliant turn of humor to answer them. For a great hour during your Friday, tune in to “Ask the Dick”.

To learn more about Mark Chauppetta visit http://mydriveinc.com/.

Chief 187 is a writer, columnist, blogger, and creator of the widely successful Chief 187 Chatter. Her work has recently been featured on the Indie Republic Network. In addition to NASCAR Sprint Cup Race Recaps and Friday Music Blogs, Chief 187 has posted many articles based on interviews with musicians and MMA fighters. To follow Chief 187 on Twitter follow @Chief187s. To find all of the places Chief 187’s works are featured visit http://Chief187.com.

ASK THE DICK: Who says you have to be covert

2011-08-02T17:26:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Who says you have to be covert: "Premiering August 12, 2011 11:00 AM - 12:00 Noon and every Friday after I will be taking my show to my office desk and in my cozy chair. I w..."

ASK THE DICK: Check out my story on www.sheknows.com

2011-07-27T03:47:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Check out my story on www.sheknows.com: "Dear Friends, Sex sells so I write / blog about it. Check out this cool story it's a good look for me and if you have any questions, send t..."

Check out my story on www.sheknows.com

2011-07-27T03:45:00.001-07:00

Dear Friends,

Sex sells so I write / blog about it. Check out this cool story it's a good look for me and if you have any questions, send them along to me.

Thx

Mark

http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/836915/is-he-cheating-a-private-eye-shares-his-secrets

ASK THE DICK: For Kelly Ma C.O.R.I Reform Info

2011-07-18T16:47:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: For Kelly Ma C.O.R.I Reform Info: "Kelly sent me a private message asking about C.O.R.I so courtesy of Criminal Defense Attorney and long time fried Russell Matson I think the..."

For Kelly Ma C.O.R.I Reform Info

2011-07-18T16:37:00.000-07:00

Kelly sent me a private message asking about C.O.R.I so courtesy of Criminal Defense Attorney and long time fried Russell Matson I think the information below may be helpful. This CORI Reform info is from his web site http://www.mymassachusettsdefenselawyer.com for future reference.

Thx M

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CORI stands for Criminal Offender Record Information. It is the listing of criminal convictions, arrests, and open criminal cases.

In 2010, Massachusetts passed a law to restrict access to some CORI information, in an effort to help people with criminal charges in their past from being discriminated against. In general, access to records of most misdemeanor criminal charges will be restricted after 5 years or a clean record, and 10 years in the case of felony charges.

As of November 4, 2010

Employers in Massachusetts will no longer be able to ask about convictions on “initial” job applications.

May 4, 2012

Standard CORI access for employers and landlords. Employers and landlords will have standard access to CORI via the Internet, for a fee, for the purpose of screening current and prospective employees, volunteers, and tenants. The standard access CORI report will contain the following information:

Convictions:

•All murder, manslaughter, and sex offense convictions.
•Any felony convictions that occurred within the last 10 years or for which the applicant was incarcerated within the last 10 years; and
•Any misdemeanor convictions that occurred within the last 5 years or for which the applicant was incarcerated within the last 5 years.
•CWOFs are NOT convictions for purposes of this law. In other words, if a person’s case was continued without a finding for a specific period of time and that time period has passed, the CWOF will not appear on the CORI.
o Note: If any criminal conviction qualifies to be included on the CORI report under the above rules, then all prior convictions will appear on the CORI report as well, regardless of when they occurred.

Open cases:

o Any criminal charges pending as of the date of the request, including open cases that have been continued without a finding.

Sealed records will never appear on a CORI report, and the report will not show that a sealed record exists.

Employers who make hiring decisions based on official CORI reports within 90 days of receiving the reports shall be held harmless in negligent hiring lawsuits that allege additional criminal background checks should have been conducted.

In addition, the new law also includes the following provisions:

•Employers that decide not to hire applicants or take adverse actions based on criminal histories in CORI reports must first give applicants copies of the reports.
•Employers conducting five (5) or more criminal background checks per year must maintain a written criminal offender record information policy.
•Employers are prohibited from maintaining CORI records of former employees or unsuccessful job applicants for more than seven years from the last date of employment or from the date of the decision not to hire the job applicant.
Employers who continue to ask questions on initial written applications about felony or misdemeanor convictions after that date may be subject to liability under the new law, experts warn. The other provisions described regarding the new law do not take effect until February 6, 2012.

Answer To Jim's Question

2011-07-18T07:22:00.000-07:00

Hi Jim,

I have investigated for many clients who are fighting for custody. The first thing I trained myself is to is not judge and never to get emotionally involved. It is also my job to remain loyal to the paying client, perform the task at hand, and to leave it up to the eyes of the probate and family court to decide fate.

This being said, gaining custody is a very hard task and often even if the facts are in place, I have seen judges not act in the right way.I once caught someone smoking crack and the judge didn't do shit. Go figure, lol...

ASK THE DICK: I need your help !

2011-07-16T05:40:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: I need your help !: "Big thanks to Jim for asking some great questions but now I need more.....and more....and more in order to get this 'Ask the Dick Blog' grow..."

I need your help !

2011-07-16T05:34:00.001-07:00

Big thanks to Jim for asking some great questions but now I need more.....and more....and more in order to get this "Ask the Dick Blog" growing ;-)

Case related advice, Relationship Advice, Legal Advice........ just ask away.

Thanks again

M

ASK THE DICK: Answer to Jim L Question

2011-07-15T11:01:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Answer to Jim L Question: "Jim L as we will call him is a Guardian Angel and is to be commended for his years of service to all of us. The Angels are just that and I'm..."

Answer to Jim L Question

2011-07-15T10:19:00.000-07:00

Jim L as we will call him is a Guardian Angel and is to be commended for his years of service to all of us. The Angels are just that and I'm sure from working the streets he has seen a great deal of illegal activity on behalf of the criminals and the good guys. How can it not jade you.... Jim also was curious about cops turning the other cheek. I think in the past they have done it more but in my opinion it may have had a lot to do with residency requirement and picking and choosing what bees next they wanted to bust open. Thankfully it has changed in the City of Brockton where after 7 years they can move out. Do cops also solicit bribes in exchange for not reporting organized drugs, or prostitution, or other illegal activities. I'm sure they do but all walks of life have bad apples. I have never seen this first hand but what I can say is that with over 20 years of working the streets as a Defence Investigator I have heard many stories about how the cops like to kick in doors and scare good people. Personally I have a reputation of being dirty and a borderline criminal while trying to extract information myself, but I walk the line, and never kick in doors or make threats. I wear this as a badge of honor !!! The cops and District Attorney's office they have every resource none to man and they have the power or think they have the power to threaten to take kids away etc etc etc ....in order to get a witness to flip. But this aside we should be lucky becuase we have the greatest legal system on the planet.

ASK THE DICK: Bill Cunningham Show

2011-07-14T09:35:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Bill Cunningham Show: "Hello, I just returned from a trip into NY to meet with the producers of the Bill Cunningham show nationally syndicated TV talk show premei..."

Bill Cunningham Show

2011-07-14T09:25:00.000-07:00

Hello,

I just returned from a trip into NY to meet with the producers of the Bill Cunningham show nationally syndicated TV talk show premeiring in Sept. It was pretty surreal to see the set which is the old Mauri Povich set..... and just to see the underbelly of the operation. I will be signing contracts to become the shows #01 DICK which means I will be on air to talk about investigations they send me on or to offer up expert advice. I am hoping with all the exposure that you the people will start reading my blog and most importantly " Ask the Dick" any questions you may have.

Thx

Mark

The Dear Abby of Dicks

Mens Lifestyles

2011-06-14T15:44:00.000-07:00

I soon will be taking " Ask the Dick" on the road writing an advice column in www.menslifestyles.com so if you have any questions for me send along an email and it may appear in the magazine.

askthedickpi@aol.com

Thanks M

Hanging by a thread

2011-06-14T15:34:00.000-07:00

Hello,

Today I learned that the television reality pilot"On the Mark" that was filmed back in the winter of 2010 is still on life support and the plug will not be pulled just yet. Television is a very hard game and when I was chosen in a nationwide search to star in my own show, I thought that this was it. The producers came to me with a great concept, and it was very professionally done. We also had a major cable network courting us so it looked like we were going to sign contracts and go into production. Well that was not the case and it wasn't because the producers weren't busting there asses, it was just because it's all timing in Hollywood. So all I can say is when the owner of the NBA Champions recovers from the celebration, I hope he has a kind heart and takes a chance. He won't be disappointed.

M

ASK THE DICK: More Radio

2011-06-12T15:02:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: More Radio: "I continue to plug my book 'Happens all The Time' appearing on Loren & Wally 105.7, Dan Rea WBZ , and Hank and Matt 96.9 WTKK . The subject..."

More Radio

2011-06-12T14:43:00.000-07:00

I continue to plug my book "Happens all The Time" appearing on Loren & Wally 105.7, Dan Rea WBZ, and Hank and Matt 96.9 WTKK. The subject of cheating never gets old and I certainly can talk about it with cander and wit. My goal is to sell books and promote myself and my business, although if a silver lining can come of this, it would be to land a permanent radio gig. I spent five years on WBET a small AM station in Brockton, Ma and I'm telling you what a difference it makes when you actually have callers and quality equipment to work with. Did I also mention listeners lol.....That being said I was grateful for the opportunity to have a show in Brockton and hopefully I can become a regular known voice on the Boston market.

ASK THE DICK: Dear Abby of Dicks

2011-06-03T07:48:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Dear Abby of Dicks: "Big Props to Kevin and my PR team at Propheta for working there assess off ! My goal is to be known as the Dear Abby of Dicks answering all..."

Dear Abby of Dicks

2011-06-03T07:45:00.000-07:00

Big Props to Kevin and my PR team at Propheta for working there assess off ! My goal is to be known as the Dear Abby of Dicks answering all your questions and giving advise about everything from cheating to whatever I can offer some perspective on..

So send them my way..

Remember to log onto www.mydrive.com and purchase my book

ASK THE DICK: Need Advise ? Send me a message

2011-05-22T05:40:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Need Advise ? Send me a message: "This blog was set up to 'Ask the Dick' I am the dick and I am here to answer your most intimate and questions.....giving back candid and inf..."

Need Advise ? Send me a message

2011-05-22T05:37:00.000-07:00

This blog was set up to "Ask the Dick" I am the dick and I am here to answer your most intimate and questions.....giving back candid and informative advise.

So what F*CK are you waiting for...

Mark

Another stop in NY

2011-05-12T10:17:00.000-07:00

I started my PR tour last week with a stop on the Howard Stern Show and yesterday I was back in NY again appearing on the Lewis Jiminez Show on FM 96.3 a Latin station. It was really cool to have my interview in half English and half Spanish. Of course I didn't understand half of what was being said but I am a trusting man lol... I am promoting my new PI book and so far so good. I highly advocate that if you are going to make it to the next level you have to invest and I am doing so in Kevin Mercuri and his team at Propheta based out of NY City. One door can lead to the next and you may stumble on something that you never expected. Next up a few more radio gigs, a magazine story, and a TV reality show.

In the meantime while I dream it's back to blogging, tweeting, FB ing, and my regular job as a DICK.

TTYS

ASK THE DICK: HOWARD STERN APPEARANCE

2011-05-05T10:40:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: HOWARD STERN APPEARANCE: "On May 3rd my decoys John, Jo Jo and I were in studio with Howard Stern to promote my cheating PI book Happens all the time. It was a really..."

HOWARD STERN APPEARANCE

2011-05-05T10:29:00.000-07:00

On May 3rd my decoys John, Jo Jo and I were in studio with Howard Stern to promote my cheating PI book Happens all the time. It was a really great experience and something that I never in a million years would have even considered happening. I have to give a big thanks to Jules and Kevin my PR team for the hard work on my crazy ass media career. It was fun to meet Howard, Fred, Robin, Gary and Ronnie as they were all very gracious. The segment went 30 minutes from which I am told is long for Stern especially if you are not a stripper or celebrity. Howard seemed very interested in the decoy service and said if Beth ever kissed an man behind his back he would dump her ass. Robin was iffy on the service and Chico the caller thought we were scumbags. Scumbags or not its a service and many people use and many are successful. The appearance has landed me many new friends on twitter, FB, sold books, and yielded me two offers to develop a PI show.

This is all great news for On the Mark, Inc.... and Mark W. Chauppetta PI.

log onto www.mydriveinc.com to order my book Thx.

ASK THE DICK: Hollywood Madam

2011-03-30T05:10:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Hollywood Madam: "I want to give a big thanks to Jody 'Babydol' Gibson the famous Hollywood Madam. She has always been a great sport appearing a regular guest..."

Hollywood Madam

2011-03-30T04:52:00.000-07:00

I want to give a big thanks to Jody "Babydol" Gibson the famous Hollywood Madam. She has always been a great sport appearing a regular guest back on the old OTM AM radio show. This time around on blogtalk radio we are uncensored and believe it or not she was very professional with the language. A matter a fact I think I often needed to rinse my mouth out with soap.....She filled us in on internet dating, her ex Gary Busey, and her next book "Conviction" which I am excited to read. Jody as you may or may not know spent 3 years in jail after being arrested back in 2000 for running one of the largest prostitution rings in the country. I asked Jody if she would ever go back to it if it ever was legalized and she said " no way woman are the worst to work with" well she may have a point :-) I may be willing to take that risk given the quality of talent she had....kidding wifey.... She also went on to tell us about a local actor/ director " The Town" and his very endowed junk. Guess you will have to order " Secrets of a Hollywood Madam" if you want the dirt.

Driven Entertainment

2011-03-25T06:20:00.000-07:00

I am proud to announce that in about two weeks my first book " Happens All The Time" will be revised and re published with two new stories, new artwork, and an awesome new cover. Please stay tuned for details on the release. Also my film " a Father's Fight" will soon be ready for DVD release. The film Chronicles my battle to lose 30 lbs for a fight in the MMA cage against a kid half my age, all for my sons and Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. The film features MMA greats Joe Lauzon, Bas Rooten, Forest Griffon, and Tito Ortiz.

Thx M

ASK THE DICK: Manhattan Transfer

2011-03-19T06:31:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Manhattan Transfer: "I woke at 5:00 am yesterday to travel into NY against the wishes of my wife who wanted me to take the train. I said no f.....ing way I'm pul..."

Manhattan Transfer

2011-03-19T06:03:00.000-07:00

I woke at 5:00 am yesterday to travel into NY against the wishes of my wife who wanted me to take the train. I said no f.....ing way I'm pulling the new BMW out of the garage from the winter and cruising in because the temps are going to be high 60's. I like driving because I am a control freak and I like to be in charge of my own destiny. If I want rip a fart I can, and not have worry about the passenger or conductor walking by giving me looks...you know guy shit...

The trip in NY was was very successful I must say. The weather was warm the hot chicks were out on 5th Avenue, and I left ten g richer baby. I met with a well to do client who needs to check out his wife for cheating, and then I finished up with my new kick ass PR team. I have decided to hire a Kevin and Jules, and together they are going to make me a STAR ! well in theory that's what I am looking for and paying for. My book is about cheating cases and very funny I must say. It also gives advise on how to cheat for all you scumbags thinking about it. It is time to stop fucking around and if I want to actually sell some copies and make some real money. The objective is to push me, my personality, and my product on every media outlet they can get me on. TV, Radio, Magazines etc etc etc.....Contracts are now signed sealed and the ten g I left with well it's no longer in my pocket.

Sounds all great ha... the perfect man day, right..... wrong !!! So I'm feeling all cool jamming to some Led Zep and the Beatles compilation CD my brother in-law gave me when the car made a funny sound and shit the bed on I 95 on the CT / RI State line :-( WTF what a bummer ! the worst part is having to hear my wife bitch at me which she a pro at..... Well of course it was all my fault because she told me so right lol...UGH But I believe in things happening for a reason and my reason today was to come back to earth while listening to the driver tell me about his week in jail because his ex wife was playing the game in court with his kids and child support. This guy actually got lots of free professional advise given my experience not only personally but day to day on the job. So when all said and done, I learned that tow driver are the bottom of the barrel and they work there asses off for very little pay and appreciation.

So I dedicate this day to Peter the town guy from AAA. Hope I never break down again but if I do I know I can count on a tow driver.

I'm out.

ASK THE DICK: Can't shake this damn cold !!!!

2011-03-16T15:42:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Can't shake this damn cold !!!!: "I missed the second show March 8 along with my Lady Gaga concert. Yes, I said Lady Gaga so what ! I figured it would be a fun show to take t..."

Can't shake this damn cold !!!!

2011-03-16T15:28:00.000-07:00

I missed the second show March 8 along with my Lady Gaga concert. Yes, I said Lady Gaga so what ! I figured it would be a fun show to take the wife too. Well as it turned out no show no Gaga but luckily Sinista 1 filled in with Czman hosting the show from his man cave. The show went off well but Sinista I swear I didn't have the blue flu.. I had Aches, Fever, and sinus pain ....it sucked. Yes I'm bitching but I'm telling you a week later and I still can't shake this shit.

Hope I don't have the HIV.... kidding ;-)

Well yesterday I was back along with Diesel and aside from a Internet connection glitch we had a fun show. I proved to Ken that he had the origin of the word FUCK wrong and he still disagreed. We had a husband and wife PI tandem call in from Denver Colorado and Ken explained why he court system is flawed.

I lastly would like to send my thoughts to all the people who were affected in Japan. I hope our old exchange student from the 1986 wrestling team Akira and his family are ok.

I'm out.

First Show Back

2011-03-04T05:20:00.000-08:00

It was great to be back on the air ( if you can call it that ) with the old gang. The dynamic is odd not being in a radio studio having to sit around a table talking into a speakerphone. But none the less once the sexy British voice says you will be on in 5,4,3,2,1..... It clicks and true form comes back. I opened the show with a little tribute to my favorite comedian and a big middle finger to the FCC by playing George Carlin's seven dirty words. I am sure if anyone was listening they said OMG you have just given Mark and the gang license to do whatever. I assure you that won't be the case. Don't get me wrong I will slip up with many f-bombs and Czman will offend woman and races of all kinds, but I hope to add some professionalism to the show. Ok who the F am I folloing lol.....We started with Frank Ahearn www.FrankAhearn.com who was great giving advise about how to not only about how to disappear, but how to protect yourself with the new world of social networks. The funny thing is when the interview with Frank was done I hit the hang up button on the phone because that's what we did on AM radio. Czman quickly picked up on it, realizing I disconnected from the server, and the show was down until I called back in. We had some great laughs about this. Next was some banter followed by the new "Ask the Dick" segment where I hope to answer your questions about anything.

So that's it folk's please tune in every Tuesday 5-7 PM on www.blogtalkradio.com/onthemark

ASK THE DICK: Test Show

2011-02-24T14:32:00.000-08:00

ASK THE DICK: Test Show: "Well we did the test show and in true 'On the Mark' form I didn't take much time to prep which led to confusion and then some magic. I start..."

Test Show

2011-02-24T14:23:00.000-08:00

Well we did the test show and in true "On the Mark" form I didn't take much time to prep which led to confusion and then some magic. I started the show which was taped for my purposes only by doing something I always want to do on the air and that is say SH*T, D BAG, A...HOLE & F*CK. Now this won't be the norm folks but it was sooooooooo good not to have the FCC breathing down my neck.

So log on www.blogtalkradio.com/onthemark start t follow and tune in Tuesday at 5:00 PM EST for some fun and laughs.

ASK THE DICK: Log on and tune in March 1, 2011 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM...

2011-02-20T12:43:00.000-08:00

ASK THE DICK: Log on and tune in March 1, 2011 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM...: "The OTM Show is Back...... Premiering March 1, 2011 weekly at 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM...... I will be back on air along with Attorney Ken Diesen..."

Log on and tune in March 1, 2011 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM

2011-02-20T12:29:00.000-08:00

The OTM Show is Back......

Premiering March 1, 2011 weekly at 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM......

I will be back on air along with Attorney Ken Diesenhof and some special guests from my old AM show.

"Ask the Dick" will be my new segment where I will pick one of your questions weekly answering with my honest and professional advise.

Don't be shy anything from investigations, to legal, to everyday advise.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/onthemark

You Tube here I come

2011-01-26T10:14:00.000-08:00

I have decided to start my "Ask the Dick" series on "You Tube" where I will take a few questions each week and answer them in a candid, often funny, often edgy, and informative proffesional way. Many in my industry say that I am a gumshoe and I love getting my face in the public in a profession that is supposed to be secret. Well I say screw that !!! Those of you who know me know why and those that are getting to know me will soon learn or can visit www.afathersfight.net

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRuTsqoH4s

TTYS

M

ASK THE DICK: Venting

2010-11-13T10:22:00.000-08:00

ASK THE DICK: Venting: "I love my job but it's time for bigger and better things with my life. I have been a PI for 25 years and I owe everything I have (and everyt..."

Venting

2010-11-13T10:15:00.000-08:00

I love my job but it's time for bigger and better things with my life. I have been a PI for 25 years and I owe everything I have (and everything I have lost) to my profession. It all started back in 1992, when I was a struggling actor in Hollywood, trying to make ends meet. I met Douglas in LA, who was kind enough to show me the ropes, and take me away from my job at the The Flowering Tree. Yes I said The Flowering Tree.... So what it's all I could find for work....... Oh did I also tell you that Jim J. Bullock thought I was cute. Hey I love the gay community they really boost a hetero guys ego like mine.....You may now be saying who the f**k is Jim J. Bullock? he was that flamboyant dude from the 80's show "To Close for Comfort" with Ted Knight. I must admit this was one of the many shows that introduced me and many other teenage boys to a lifetime of masturbation....no not because of Jim J. Bullock, but because of the two smoking hot girls in the show. OK enough with that story...... So it began my career as PI and I have made a name for myself in the industry, with hard work, dedication, and persistence. So if it is meant to be, maybe soon some of those Hollywood dreams will finally come full circle. If not hopefully the next 25 is met with success.

11/11/10
by ASK THE DICK
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Undercover work

2010-10-05T07:11:00.000-07:00

In a few weeks Jay and I will be leaving home base to do some undercover work out west on an employee theft case. We have to play dress up in clothes we normally wouldn't be wearing and rig ourselves up with highly sensitive covert video cameras. It all sounds fancy but let me tell you it is just another case to me. Don't get me wrong it is certainly not your 9-5 in the office grind. We get to visit some cool locations and eat and drink on the clients dime..... OK why the fuck am I bitching lol...maybe I should just speak for myself since Jay is more the type to thrive on the food and drinks when I just want to be under the covers watching my new favorite show "THE EVENT" Have you seen it ? Great show what an actor Jack Ritters kids is but lets face it Jack had Chrissy and her bouncing breasts and not crashing planes and aliens... God rest his soul.....sorry just got side tracked with my adolescent talk...... Anyway I first gave "UC" as we call it a try when I was a rookie back in the early 90's working in the rug department of a store that sells "STUFF" damaged in fires. I had a real shift and a real paycheck so I could fit in and not to blow my cover. The work was hard flipping oriental rugs especially when one wanted one that sat on the bottom of a pile. What was cool is that I became pretty good at driving a fork lift and learning about rugs. This, all just to develop a closeness with the crew which included drinking at the local Chinese place after hours, and flirting with the female employees. All for what you ask ? quality control like stealing, sexual harassment, and drug use. Please these were kids all in there late teens and early 20's so what's a little weed if they are not doing it on property.... right....Guess I answered the question and that is there was no drug use and no stealing on my watch.

A report was filed and I went off into the wild blue pasture with some lost friendships....

ASK THE DICK: News Story on Disappearance of Brown Graduate

2010-09-30T06:55:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: News Story on Disappearance of Brown Graduate: "From Channel 10 in Providence, a story about the missing Brown Phd."

News Story on Disappearance of Brown Graduate

2010-09-29T12:29:00.000-07:00

From Channel 10 in Providence, a story about the missing Brown Phd.

ASK THE DICK: Bicycle......BICYCLE

2010-09-13T05:25:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Bicycle......BICYCLE: "I now have a new appreciation for my daughter Elizabeth who just returned from a nine week 3800 mile bike journey. Over the memorial weeken..."

Bicycle......BICYCLE

2010-09-13T04:43:00.000-07:00

I now have a new appreciation for my daughter Elizabeth who just returned from a nine week 3800 mile bike journey.

Over the memorial weekend I was retained to conduct a weekend surveillance on a gay male subject, visiting one of Massachusetts treasured Islands, for some rest, and to think about his failing marriage. When I took this job I was excited because he was leaving his car at the port only taking along his blue bicycle. I then proceeded to prepare my advance work which helps an investigator cover all bases before his or her arrival. I rented a room close by ( since the same B&B was booked), I rented a bike, and I arrived a few hours early to set up. One of the suspicions we had going in was that he would connect with someone on the ferry to possibly have an affair. He arrived as schedualled alone. I then sent my female partner inside the B&B where she confirmed that he checked in alone. My suspicions now dropped a bit unless someone was checked in at another location only to meet up later.

Note: Refer to my book " Happens all the time" for some tips on the smart way to be sneaky.

Well back to my original thought before I started blabbing...... This believe it or not was my first time in 20 plus years that I can remember my only means of surveillance was a bike. Let me tell you it is so much easier to sit in a car to conduct a surveillance. You may also ask why didn't you bring your car over and follow the bike this way ? Well a few reasons that I can think of would be bike paths, and the local police. Islands are small, and the locals who live year round can point someone out like me. With the police you should try to check in, although I don't recommend on such a small island because they can just be a hindrance.

So the surveillance went on for a day and a half and we got to hang at the beach, shop on Main Street, and sip a martini by sunset. The client was relieved and our asses and legs hurt like hell.

Another day in the life of a DICK......

ASK THE DICK: Pizza Murder

2010-09-09T04:43:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: Pizza Murder: "Those of you local may have read about the pizza delivery man that was slain the other day over a few dollars and a pepperoni pie. It was ce..."

Pizza Murder

2010-09-08T07:47:00.000-07:00

Those of you local may have read about the pizza delivery man that was slain the other day over a few dollars and a pepperoni pie. It was certainly a heinous act but let's not forget everyone is entitled to a day in court. You also may ask why was this man covering up? why not let the people see his face? the families, the media. Well in this matter it is very simple there is a question of identification and the process still could be ongoing with several more witnesses having to look at line ups. It is human nature and very easy when you see a person in cuffs to say " That's him" You may also ask how can anyone even represent such a monster? Well this monster has yet to be tried and convicted and the system will do it's thing. There has to be culpability. This monster from what I have read has no criminal history, came from a close knit family, and was planning on starting college. Not your typical murderer based on my experience. Will this be a possible angle for a defense ? maybe or it could be lack of identification. It is to soon for DNA which must be in before the defense properly plans. The defendants on this matter are indigent ( can't afford his or her own attorney) so they are appointed one. There are only so many attorneys that are qualified to sit on this rotating Superior Court murder list. This Attorney more than likely got a call in the middle of the night or on the weekend and was asked if he was interested. I don't know the Attorney or his name but I can only think that he is taking it on as a challenge or maybe to get some added.

In closing, I have investigated many murder cases so I thought I would offer my two cents.Ask away.

Professional Witness

2010-09-06T04:34:00.000-07:00

We live in a flawed society and everyone is nervous that they are going to be sued, accused, or maybe even arrested. How many times have you said in conversation to someone " make sure you have a witness with you" I certainly have and find myself doing it more often and not just in my day to day of my PI duties. This has inspired me to start offering "Professional Witness Protection" a service that will help those who may fear the worst or just want to prevent the worst. Could it be called a watered down form of security? yes, indeed, or just a service with less stigma of a security officer or bodyguard. The service will offer a trained observer be present and to watch...... yes it sounds like a simple task but it can be crucial if you have a potential situation at hand. We can be known or unknown....we can video tape or just watch..... it is a service for professionals at meetings, terminations, etc... It can be a service for people with custody matters, child drop, and any uncomfortable situation. Check out my professional witness services. This is a service of the future.....

Earl is he or isn't he ???

2010-09-03T14:14:00.000-07:00

It was a crazy day in Brockton, Ma today with the threat of Earl. It has been a while since we have had a hurricane and this may continue since this looks like a dud. I remember Bob in 1991 and Gloria in 1985. I specifically remember Gloria because while we were sitting at the dinner table news 4 anchor Dan Rea came knocking looking to feature the all American family eating by candlelight lol...... I wish I had this footage because my dad was interviewed and having since passed away it is nice to have all the memories you can find.

Needless to say all I really did today was make a few phone calls to witness along with measuring a drug zone on a criminal case. In Massachusetts if you are arrested with possession and intent to distribute within a school zone it is a mandatory jail sentence. So as a PI we are typically hired by the defense counsel to check out the reported measurement by authorities.

Due process is what we call it.

A little bit about me

2010-08-30T18:27:00.000-07:00

The life of a PI is certainly an interesting and different profession. It's not like a lawyer, a doctor, or a salesman. It is filled with adventure and often danger..... I stumbled upon this at the young age of 21 while out in California struggling to be the next Tom Cruise. After a solid year of pouring wheat grass, and being hit on by every Tom, Dick, and Harry I decided to pack it in and move back with my tail between my legs. My dad thought I was nuts because I quit a job as a prison guard and even worse he thought I was light in my loafers because I had an earring and a kick ass pair of cowboy boots.......Yes this all sounds like I failed as the next action hero although like my 17 year old daughter Elizabeth who just returned from a gruelling 3800 cross country bike ride .......it was life altering. If I hadn't I NEVER would have met Douglas Florence the epitome of a gumshoe and my mentor..... The few months I spent working with Douglas has since turned into 25 years of friendship and some great advise....... The funny thing is that my acting now has all come full circle as I have already shot one TV pilot (that failed) and have been considered for another. I have taken what I learned back then along with some major life experience producing and starring in a doc film " A Father's Fight that soon will be in print. So my point is never give up and NEVER settle.

I ask that you " ASK THE DICK" for your advise on life, love, and all your investigative needs...

Thx Mark

ASK THE DICK: ASK THE DICK

2010-08-29T15:02:00.000-07:00

ASK THE DICK: ASK THE DICK: "Hi welcome to my blog ASK THE DICK.......... My name is Mark W. Chauppetta and I am your resident PI. Many call me a gumshoe and a hot shot..."

ASK THE DICK

2010-08-29T14:49:00.000-07:00

Hi welcome to my blog ASK THE DICK..........

My name is Mark W. Chauppetta and I am your resident PI. Many call me a gumshoe and a hot shot..... I call myself the real deal !

Definition of gumshhoe;

In the late 1800's "gumshoes" were shoes or boots made of gum rubber, the soft-soled precursors of our modern sneakers... At the turn of the century "to gumshoe" meant to sneak around quietly as if wearing gumshoes, either in order to rob or, conversely, to catch thieves. "Gumshoe man" was originally slang for a thief, but by about 1908 "gumshoe" usually meant a police detective, as it has ever since.

I have started this blog "ASK THE DICK" to offer up advise with an honest and often tongue and cheek everyday twist. I will be honest and informative and hope to educate and most importanlty make you all laugh.

So please ask away and spill your heart soul and guts to me :-)

Thank you.

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